H/T to Gary!
A
man feels very ill upon returning to the U.S. from a trip abroad. He
goes to see his doctor and is immediately rushed to the hospital to
undergo a barrage of extensive tests.
The
man wakes up after the tests in a private room at the hospital, and the
phone by his bed rings. "This is your doctor. We've got the results
back from your tests, and we've found you have an exceptionally
dangerous virus that is extremely contagious!"
"Oh
my gosh," cries the man in a panic, "What are you going to do?!"
Well,
we're going to put you on a diet of pizzas, pancakes, and quesadillas."
"Will
that cure me?" asked the man hopefully. The doctor replied, "No, but it's the only food we can get under the door."
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