H/T to Donna!
Have you ever wondered how all that coal gets onboard an ocean liner before a voyage? It's a complex process and takes place over the course of many, many hours or even days and I don't envy those who did the work.
Too funny not to share....
Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly.
The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Cooter and Gomer.
The three men had always done everything together.
Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Cooter said, "Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad, you better roll him over."
The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, "Nope, ain't Stanley."
The mortician thought this was rather strange. So he brought Gomer in to confirm the identity of the body.
Gomer looked at the body and said, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up, roll him over."
The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No, it ain't Stanley."
The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"
Gomer said, "Well, Stanley had two ass holes.
"What? He had two ass holes?" asked the mortician.
we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say,
"There's Stanley with them two ass holes."
(picked this beauty up at the local farm stand)
Our are getting big, too!
The cucumbers are growing larger every day:
Tassels on the corn already!
The gang waiting to be let out of pen:
Son found this tin sign - he knew I would want it!
Soooo tempted to cut a bunch and bring them inside....